They’ve been collecting this data for over a decade and are just now starting to figure out what to do with it.

Nein

I may be wrong, but I don’t think that’s what topped means. Tipped, maybe.

Is that why there’s an abandoned pair of shorts in the parking deck? And here I thought someone was running around pantless.

Needs more slurring and made up words. I give it a B-.

Those are the three worst words ever combined in the English language.

He’s not physically dead.

Ah, the Federalist. Too much of a pussy to have been a school shooter. Impotently flinging poo at the rest of us.

Why bother with Google at all?

Three out of four ain’t bad.

Mine is a knife from a different set than the others.

Thousands of sensitive alpha males suddenly feel inadequate.

I remember they had air conditioning when the rest of the school didn’t.

unethical

That’s me in the corner

The zits on his ass have moved up to his neck with all the stretching.

We stopped crying. Except at funerals and over properly cooked steak.

I dropped my locking, variable speed, single direction, corded drill with the chuck key electrical taped to the cracked plastic cord on a board and the hole I needed formed naturally out of fear.

Partially explains the smell.

I think we should collective start putting quotes around the word “chocolate” when referring to Hershey’s “chocolate”.