Instructions unclear. Now have many Smurfs in butt, wat do

Guys it’s literally in the completely free to download book linked in this post, called exactly what it’s called here.

Do you know what that’s worth??

Yeah but knives weren’t something you’d use on bread for a very long time. And we didn’t start actually cutting bread for even longer.

I have occasionally found the Google search AI handy in pointing me in the right direction, like when I can’t remember or don’t know a particular term for something, it’s decent at giving me the term I’m actually searching for. Can’t trust it for shit as it’s intended to be used though.

I mean yeah he’s totally a carny but don’t hate on carnies, they’re all carnies.

Actually come to think of it, I think most politicians are pretty much carnies at this point.

In our space time frame of reference, we never change direction, we travel in a straight line. It’s a straight line.

So whoever posted this to the vegan sub is just a troll, I saw an identical one used on a different meme a while ago. Out off curiosity I went and took their test, and stopped when it asked for 10 dollars to get my results.

It’s worded that way because they want people to be happy with their purchase.

Must be all the beans

That’s weird

Tampon don just has a nice ring to it

So the city I live in has a few of these and they’re some of the best burgers in town, for fairly reasonable prices.

There’s a fucking war on here for the best burger and I’m so happy for it. We don’t fuck around with burgers.

They’re so good and reasonably priced that the first time I saw this meme I was a little confused. Like yeah the aesthetic is kinda lame but that doesn’t change the food. Maybe the stools aren’t comfortable but like, there are regular tables. Like what’s the problem??

Then I went to another city.

My friends, I am so, so, sorry. You don’t deserve this. Good burgers aren’t hard, they’re really not. Just stay home, invest in a griddle. Even if it’s just a small one for your stove top, you can make better burgers at home. Make friends with a local butcher, he won’t steer you wrong. I don’t know what caused that trend but I know the only way to stop it is to stop going.

He lives out in the boonies, doubt he’s ever been inside a home Depot. He definitely doesnt order stuff online that often. Though I’m sure the guy he buys all his home improvement stuff is doing exactly that and charging him a premium.

Guy I know quit his job at my company and took a much cushier part time job closer to home, and built a keg in to a fridge.

He has gained 60 pounds or so in the last year.

Ok I looked her up, I had to know.

She’s a “fat-affirming” dietitian and her PhD is in “body positive medicine”

Her name is a blatant pun.

I don’t think I’m reaching when I say not only is the account fake, this person doesn’t exist, but that it was made to make fun of fat people.

AND MY AXE

I mean Nietzsche was kind of woke. Fuckin, there is an argument to be had that slave morality is what we’d calll wokeness today. The whole Ubermensch thing just kind of feeds in to that.

In the post above, user satansmaggotycumfart has shared an image of Homelander, from Amazon 's critically acclaimed series The Boys.

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THEY BUILT THE LADDER TO HEAVEN

I suppose I don’t take many long flights and I don’t recall how much space I had on the last long flight I had.

Typically on my domestic flights I have a tray table that won’t fit my switch if I want to stand it up.