Fox on the purple tractor speaks to me. But the dog in the hot dog car is intriguing
Fox on the purple tractor speaks to me. But the dog in the hot dog car is intriguing
If you’re in Europe, perhaps you know it as a petrol ejaculator.
I was really hoping this was for fuel pumps, but the bus stop ads are great, too.
God. All I really want is to be able to sideload and app I developed without Apple’s approval.
And not bullying kids because of their chat bubble color would be cool, too
Seriously. Fuck that plant
I just use it for opening the door to learn about features (not brands/models) that I didn’t know about previously. Then I do searches for those features and try to find forum results (usually Reddit unfortunately). It seems to work decently well
Are you suggesting whale semen does not taste great?!
That makes offering mustache rides… better?
She looks like Bride of Pinbot
Reminds me of a quote I heard somewhere that I will now butcher.
Michael Caine was so good in the Muppets Christmas Carol because he considered his fellow Muppets to be actors.
Tim Curry was so good in the Muppets Treasure Island because he considers himself to be a muppet.
If Skynet is improvisational jazz, then we need to ban all AI right now
Do you imagine him as Iago from Aladdin or the Aflac Duck when he’s saying that?
“Per my last email…”
Oh the one I couldn’t be bothered to read?
I hear you can drop off children at fire stations with no questions asked.
That’s why Jeff has a desk job now
You can bite my shiny metal ass
People seem to give the most praise to Infinity War and End Game, but I contend Winter Soldier and Civil War are peak MCU
I believe that everyone should smoke, drink, and enjoy the occasional hard drug- just start when you’re 75 or 80. Fucking party on the way out.
Those wacky sphincters
If a woman can produce a baby in nine months, 9 women should be able to deliver a baby in one month.