I’m not locked in here with you!

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This could be about politics or DougDoug’s twitch chat

Only thing I can think of that would actually cause this is that bro is playing video games with butt toys in. We should celebrate that he is exploring the wonderful world off butt stuff but might need to have a conversation about moderation

I don’t want no SS smoke so I’ll shup

Don’t stop, babe, I’m about to also

I’m not a capitalist but glad the free market regularly aligns with DEI. Thought the company I work at would back off a bit to the news coverage of outraged hysterics but they’ve doubled down.

Is this house loss?

Cheese Stick ain’t a terrible name tho

Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree!

If it actually drives, I’d pay a few hundred just for the fun of making cyber truck shitposts

The number of batteries in the ghost realm killed by Gameboys must be the ghost version of the great garbage patch

I’m so callaced to click bait ads that taking a moment to actually read one has me just confused

This would be an awesome album cover

Hate to break it to you but you are the person who mentioned horse cock

Yas!

Mine sucked too but I’m trans and would kill to have known that information from the getgo rather than finding out in my 20s

There is some ratio of civilian deaths to military targets hit that is essentially “acceptible”. Especially when the military targets are amoung civilians. I don’t know what that number is but it’s definitely way way way way less than right now.

22k people dead is wholely unacceptable. At absolute best, giving Isreal the biggest benifit of the doubt I can, Isreal is indiscriminately killing civilians.

One must bring the water to a boil slowly. Now how are you going to have your mortgage paid for? Looks like youll need to delay your Vail ski trip or, heaven forbid, combine it with your Aspen trip

Think I’ll do a biblically accurate cat girl cosplay next year

[edit] be nya afraid