guys it’s ok he can say it because him and Shaggy are in a loving gay relationship

just one of many instances for paraphiles out there

frankly cars and roads also make me irrationally mad

besides tire spikes, we ought to consider the death penalty for driving a car too /hj

RIP Vaush (1889 - 2024) he was cancelled by the woke mob 😔

May he rest in peace and I hope Jesus gives him all the horse cock he could wish for in heaven 🥺🙏

Did you know that girls are most fertile when they are 16? I (the real Matt Walsh) am very concerned about the falling teenage pregnancy rates!

https://www.mediamatters.org/matt-walsh/matt-walshs-sordid-history-radio-host-exposed

Upvote if you also like minœrs! 😃👍

and in case you’ve never had a cat, here’s a video for you to hear what it sounds like

scientists say that cat can have a little salami

but cat can have LOTS of apple 🐱 🍎

It was never over 🤯

We are so back 😎

frankly I don’t understand how some people walk around without as much as acknowledging the ground

you may notice my username is relevant for this joke 👀

trans girls are welcome too 😳👉👈

I’m only a bigot for the cameras, I promise I’ll treat you right bby 🥺

I humbly apologize for having only a fraction of your immeasurable knowledge of Lemmy communities my good sire 😔

I have made a grave mistake by not appealing specifically to thine inclinations and daring to submit the funny image to a community for funny images 😔 😔 😔

gonna need to start practicing this

maybe it’ll help me get over my bad habit of feasting on my enemy’s flesh instead of just getting rid of the body 😇

oh don’t worry about it, I’ve been on an FBI watchlist for a long time 😇

pretend I’m whispering in your ear

^{Super idol de xiàoróng dōu méi nǐ de tián bā yuè zhèngwǔ de yángguāng dōu méi nǐ yàoyǎn}

the only correct solution is to swim naked 😎

honestly I’m only half joking because I am in favor of nudism being legalized