I don’t think I remember that episode of Archer
I don’t think I remember that episode of Archer
I once had an enema version of this car
This is my private domicile and I will not be harassed
Mine can be turned around and have “9mm” and “11mm” printed on them
So the penis inspectior that shows up at my house two times a month is a fraud?
I don’t think there’s much evidence besides people asking for help on forums after doing it, but those could also be fake.
Also keep in mind that everything on the internet is a lie ment to infuriate you
Birds aren’t the descendents of dinosaurs, they ARE dinosaurs. So yes, chickens do harch from dinosaur eggs
An infinite set doesn’t necessarily contain every number. And the Grand Hilbert Hotel is known for having a strict policy against Tartarus convict’s
I think someone’s running a cryptominer on my brain
What’s the name of that African king who was the richest man in all of history? I don’t remember anything about him but his salary
Was this before or after he shot the courier in the head?
How to actually read this:
Hail the size of energy. (Meaning ‘Glory to the size of energy’)
Drink can pelts Texas while possible tornado injuries US Border Patrol agent.
See Also
Lesbian bed death
This has been an informative 5 minutes
Having to pass exams vs learning for fun
Beer and Sprite is called Radler in Germany, meaning cyclist because it’s often drunken during weekend cycling tours when you don’t want a full beer
It’s always interesting to see what types of jobs we’ve lost to automation
No joke at all. We just seem to really love that leaf design for some reason
What’s that graph in the pic? Looks like poop splatter
Mads looks genuinely upset that you interrupted their little love session