When you shop for towels, don’t get a towel, get a “bath sheet”. They are XL towels
Fuck that, beach towel ftw
Fuck that, aircraft detailer.
Don’t forget to replace your soap with aircraft paint stripper to get extra clean.
You and your hotel both use books as towels?
Yes
I’m turning 42 next summer and have been thinking about hosting a Towel Party; this image is going to be very helpful.
A stranger on the Internet approves of this plan. Please provide updates. Will there be a Vogon poetry recital?
I think the physical and psychological distress that tend to result from Vogon poetry would be problematic for the celebrational mood I’m hoping to achieve, but there will definitely be gorgeous sandwiches crafted by the loving hands of an artisan of intergalactic renown.
I’ve never seen a recipe for Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters that appealed to me, but I’m hoping to get that sorted as well.
I have had to stay in a lot of hotels and the good the bad and the disgusting, it doesn’t matter.
I am bringing my own fucking towel. You can say “stay at a nicer place” all you want. but those who can afford those places, are also those who can affod to be the sickest, most perverted fuckers out there and employees that give far less a fuck’s worth of care.
That OP, he’s a really hoopy frood who knows where his towel is.
Stay at a better hotel then. This is like shopping at Walmart and complaining about how many people in there smell bad.
Ah yes just “have more disposable income”. Simple advice, thanks.
Dissatisfied with capitalism? Just have more money! Capitalism cant legally fuck you up if you’re rich.
/s
You can go to a better place and pay less, but you go ahead and act superior since you clearly know what you’re talking about and aren’t just pulling shit out of your ass.
If only my company allowed me to book my own hotels while traveling for work…
Oh, well then yours is probably the best solution then.
