Yep. But unless I’m writing my order down, that’s what it will sound like.

This is a crime, right?

I will not be ordering a “chalky coffee”.

Are you that guy that screams things at me while I’m waiting for my train? Because that’s not “counseling”.

Panels not matching frame is… aesthetic! Please sign here:

Please don’t feed trolls. Also, don’t feed your mods after midnight…

“Sorry, I didn’t know this room was in use! I typed 8008 on the keypad because it spells boob. I like boobs…”

I thought it was symbolizing them circling the drain, at least when it comes to quality…

You’ve seen packing tape in real life, right? It’s not “almost impossible to see”, it’s shiny and obvious. As much as I love skirting draconian measures, that ain’t it…

It’s… Narnia, right? Kind of a bitch to get to, though…

I honestly can’t believe you submitted that after typing it out. “The probability of one isn’t zero, but the other one… also isn’t zero.” Lol

Monopolies depend on the government to exist.

I won’t bother with the rest, but this is flat-out false. Unregulated capitalism is responsible for unethical practices such as buying out your competitors, price-fixing, waiting-out your competitors (because they can’t match your unrealistically low price), insider-trading, exploiting a captive audience, and only competing in “territories” (you know, like drug dealers).

I can’t speak globally, but all the worst monopolies engaged in at least one of these. The US is far from perfect, but they squashed several giant monopolies because of practices like this. Corporations without guardrails are unrestrained greed.

You live inside a flashlight?

In this comment section: S P E C U L A T I O N, presented as fact. The truth is no one really knows, at least not yet…

But they didn’t hear from that person, they heard from a little fishie! How ungrateful…

Practicing what you preach. Right on…

Reminder to you that bosses can and will ask you to do things that are not your job. And since you need money for rent and food, you will have to do it. Otherwise, they will probably get rid of you, and will find a plausible legal reason.

What if the generator was connected after the lineman’s test?

Guess it’s my turn: https://youtu.be/TJYOkZz6Dck?si