An absolute classic.
You’re talking about the world’s foremost analrapist.
I’m ready for a lot that’s new
What is this supposed to be?
“a new start”
But when it’s coming from the world’s first analyst/therapist (AKA “analrapist”), who can tell…
“A new start” but with “nu” instead od new because too few letters
Oh thanks. I’d have never guessed
I don’t get it. What’s wrong with a Java Industrial Standard Library Object Relational Database?
This implies the existence of jizz serfs
You’ve met my ex’s?
Jizz Lord
Still, I would’ve been disappointed if someone hadn’t just typed it out. Probably woulda felt like I had to.
Alternatively, they may be complaining about the typo…
And yet the DMV wouldn’t let me get “CUMKING” smh
JisLorD
Is “J” equal to “L” or “D”?
[A] J=L
[B] J=D
Algebra Class here we go again with these fucking variables.
Car must belong to a math teacher.
Nah clearly it’s a truth table
L | D | J = L V D 1 | 1 | 1 1 | 0 | 1 0 | 1 | 1 0 | 0 | 0
Merry jismas, everyone
Are you sure that they didn’t mean it as “Jiz Lord”?
(I think that’s the joke)
It is right up there with ANUSTART.
we need a vieweaskeriverse community
Guess Sircumalot didn’t fit
jeremiah?
no… he was a bullfrog.
JISFROG
Jizzlord, came 3 days after getting poled? Well hung, massive woody? I am so sorry for these awful jokes.
Nailed hard, women wept for days afterward
Hercule?
That show was surprisingly good.
My name must start with a J. I can needed that boost of confidence
I haven’t felt this warm and fuzzy since everone was wearing those “What Would Jordan Do?” bracelets!
Thanks guys!