It’s Halloween, so the ghost of Bob Barker wants to remind you to control the pet population.

Miniature poodle that lives next door.

He codes real-time potato growing into the game.

I’m Irish, I hereby condone this joke. You are free to go, sir.

She’ll be a-door-able.

Literally anything except endorsing Harris.

“Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.”

Someone needs to take a manhole cover, paint it to look like a penny, then bolt it to the tailgate.

Jellyfin: Tower of Babel Edition

In addition to being on lemmy.world, I personally blocked hex, grad, and .ml. I’m perfectly fine experiencing the drama vicariously through memes that manage to seep out into the larger fediverse.

I get the sarcasm even if others don’t.

Someone else on Lemmy said you couldn’t invent libraries today. It’s true.

“No! They’ll enjoy preserving our history to muuuch!!”

They know the dark secret of book preservation. The people preserving the books… gulp READ THEM!

Even that four-year-old is now almost 30.

And how many people who watch it now are even going to realize that the coach is The Fonz?

“Babe, is everything okay? You’ve barely touched your angel hair french fries.”

Gee…

And how many digital editions were sold to people who wished they could have gotten one with a disc drive?

The numbers are in, Sony. Don’t sit there and say ‘Nobody wants to buy discs anymore.’ Almost everyone. Almost everyone wants to buy discs anymore.

“Pizza the Hut!”

How much did you pay for that book?

Interview with a Vampire Influencer.

Oh boy, is it already that time of year for Mannheim Steamroller?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8405nEFJXpk

“A lot of people go to college for seven years.”

“Yeah, they’re called Doctors.”