I’ve got a Bible signed by Jesus. It’s pretty valuable. Make me an offer.
You have a bible signed by Trump?
/s
(I hate that I have to add that)
I resent how often I have to stop and add the /s when, to me, it’s obvious that I’m being ridiculous. Reality has got so stupid that obvious sarcasm is no longer obvious. It really sucks for those of us who enjoy absurdist dry humor.
You don’t need to add it.
Downvotes and comments tell a different story. The future sucks.
I can still remember the idiots of Reddit that would agree with and extend what were supposedly to be obviously sarcastic comments.
It doesn’t have to be signed by the author though.
“Wow this diary was signed by Jonny Appleseed!”
“I got myself a copy of the King James Bible signed by Jesus himself!”
I’ve definitely done exactly this to Gideon Bibles in hotel rooms. Last one I remember was, “Keep on trucking! -Jesus”
We must be kin… I signed a number of bibles “Keep on Truckin’ - Love Jesus” and “Babe, we’re outta milk. - Love Jesus” back in the day.
Small world, great minds, etc! I have been known to honky tonk, too!
Sometimes additional signatures in bibles are the downfall of someone.
Try and sell it on Pawn Stars
My copy of the Bible was signed by Moses. True story!
Wow, Moses Malone signed your bible? That’s awesome!
I thought Moses didn’t care much for the sequel
Maybe it’s just cryptographically signed so you can detect if someone changed it.
I always buy an NFT of my books. Guy that sells them to me says its the only way to really own the book.
CMV: If buying isn’t owning, NFT isn’t booking
This has that found satan vibe.
I’ve got multiple singed copies for quite cheap after the library burned down
