Maybe she’s the door the innkeeper slams in their faces.

So it’s not a jumbo-lump crab burger? :(

That should do it.

I think this one might just be good ol’ fashioned Photoshop? Not sure. But you’re right. AI is next-level.

This is how you stop school shootings. Good kids with guns stop bad kids with guns.

Do they give you your free candy when you get to the graves or is that later? When do you get the sweeties?

Are we all looking at the same snussy?

She’s breaking down the door with her two-headed dick.

Coitus. Copulation. Having intercourse.

Yep, read it and weep, haters:

Good luck retrieving your giant tungsten payday from the murky depths now.

But the guy above said fif… You know what, I’ll give you $1 million.

About the same as me winning a giant-ass dinette and patio set for my moderate-sized apartment.

Balut

I’d refund any tortillas if they were like this.

Illuminati confirmed.

Classic Mussolini.

Snails and slugs are one of the few insect infestations I get excited over. They vary so widely in sizes, they’re cute to watch. They used to steal cat food from a bowl we had outside.

One time, I thought it’d be easier to just dump the fries or whatever from the basket onto the plate. And it worked, except all of the accumulated old oil and crumbs also came out, too. That was pretty gross.

I’ve got a keg of Zima and O’Doul’s on-tap.