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Ohhhhhh dags.
I thought this was some kind of Indian food Iesanya (with an I)
That is definitely lasanyer, because no one makes lasagna with one giant sheet of pasta on the top and bottom.
I used to be a delivery driver for a pizzaria. One night I got a really far delivery, like half an hour each way. I guess during that time the lasagna steamed the paper delivery bag, because I picked it up by the top (stupid) and made it three steps from my car before the lasagna fell out the bottom of the bag and exploded on this dudes driveway. Very sad.
Then what happened? Was the customer understanding? Did you have to make the drive out again to replace it? What did your boss say?
The customer was very understanding. I did drive out a second lasagna. Boss was angry, but he was always angry.
Half an hour is a “really far” delivery? In the city I live, because of traffic, everything is about 20 minutes away, no matter the direction.
Bitch lasanyer
OMG, Had just moved into a new house. BEAUTIFUL white kitchen, marble counter tops, light grey floor, whole 9 yards.
Kid 1: I want home made pizzas for my birthday party
Me: FUUUUUUU…OK
Day of:
Split up the 17 batches of fermented dough I had made into pie rounds
Broke out the cast iron skillet.
Started working out dough rounds.
Round -> corn starch-> skillet on the range on high -> sauce -> cheese -> meat -> broil -> cut -> deliver -> next
Round -> corn starch-> skillet on the range on high -> sauce -> cheese -> meat -> broil -> cut -> deliver -> next
Round -> corn starch-> skillet -> on the range on high sauce -> cheese -> meat -> broil -> cut -> deliver -> next
CRANKIN’ IT OUT BOSS!
Oh shit I’m out of red sauce, grab another giant glass jar from the pantry
Go to grab something with my off hand, swing the sauce too close, comes down on the edge of the counter, 99.9% over the floor. CRACK!
Bottom of the glass jar just falls off. I’m wearing cargo shorts, it fills my pocket, and my shoe, and slops into the open drawer and down the counter face and as the glass hits the floor, the sprays up all over the rest of the counters and my shirt and the ceiling and the lip of the counter.
- Living space with pristine white room and furnishings
- Living space with one or more children
Pick one.
the children had nothing to do with butterfingers goof up though?
That sounds like a real lasanyer shoe day.
When mayonnaise used to be sold in glass jars I dropped a brand new jar and had mayonnaise and broken glass everywhere.
Were you able to salvage any? Just asking if it was Hellman’s you could maybe still use some from the top.
It was Hellmann’s and no, it was an absolute shit show. I was cleaning mayonnaise off the ceiling
Man I thought the other night was bad. Just got my new fizzy drink maker machine. Showed my kids how awesome fizzy orange juice is. I didn’t release the pressure after fizzing it up, remove the bottle and BOOM, fizzy OJ goes EVERYWHERE… ceiling, my face, walls, the clean dishes on the drying rack, windows etc etc. lol
You’re supposed to make water fizzy, and then afterwards add flavor (which contains sugar.)
I don’t think you are supposed to add it before otherwise it explodes everywhere?
Did you throw some spaghetti in that pocket and make your own meme photo?
Honestly even with the bloodbath that was there I couldn’t hope to even approach the majesty of that photo.
This was a long story.
Heh so is the cleanup, I still find little spots of tomato sauce to this day
Been having a lot of lasanyer on shoe days lately myself. I feel ya Troy.
Please don’t lasan’ya shoes!
Is that troy “I sniff the seats of female parliamentarians and snap
myopposition staffers’ bras” buswell?Edit: misremembered, turns out it was a labour staffer.
Holy schneikes, his Wikipedia page’s “Controversies” section is WILD
Holy shit, that guy needs Jim Carey to yell at him. “STOP GRABBING PEOPLE’S CROTCHES, ASSHOLE”.
This is as true as calling Clarence Thomas “justice”
not even his staffer, one for the other party
My family is a lot bigger than that
“Family size” is a marketing term aimed at making the large size comfortable for women to buy
It’s not really about how it could feed a family, though it could
party size chips. all for meeeee
Wtf is a lasyanyarer
One who lasanyas.
Hands up who would still eat the lasanyer and wear the shoes 🤚
That’s like a single piece of lasagna 🫤
What were they doing with lasanyer near the wall with shoes
Those shoes look pretty lame to be anybody’s favorite pair. And it’s only on one of them, what a complainer.
They also seem to be ballooning out in all directions as if worn by a morbidly obese person
He said it was a family sized lasanyer. He didn’t say an entire family was going to eat it.
He didn’t say he wasn’t going to eat an entire family.
Or they’re just too small. Those don’t look like large shoes.
is a massive laysanyer
IANALasanyer
