Invent one with that sprays soapy water and I’ll get one. Until then I’ll continue using the shower head and/or clogging up my pipes with “flushable” wipes.
Wiping your ass with nothing but toilet paper or plain water is unsanitary and weird. It’s like washing your hands without soap.
And an Americano is a watered-down espresso. That said, it tastes identical to coffee to me but I don’t drink the shit so…