It’s the same combination on my luggage!

Ah, the art of bushit-o

So, fun fact, when most people are able to recall whatever incredible idea or artistic vision they had in their dream, they soon realize that it was just their memory replaying something that already existed. An obscure song that you forgot about, a scene from an old movie that you’d think would make for a funny comic strip, etc. Now, this doesn’t mean that people aren’t creative and can’t dream of new things, it just means that your dreams just churn out a vomit of things you’ve processed before.

Source: I made it up

fuck yeah, spread it

wait, we’re bringing Riley memes back?

That’s because the deal has already been sealed. They typically wanna keep you off the market, not increase your “resale” value. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, cucking or sharing kinda kinks, not human trafficking. Human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kind of thing. Like, as a fantasy, not as a real thing. Real human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, as in humans stuck in traffic or transforming into cars and being stuck in traffic, not as being sold as a commodity. Unless you’re into that kind of thing.

Things do get looser as you get older

create rule: from microsoft teams -> trash

From the last time I saw this, what I understood was, the lawyer isn’t asking the witness if there’s a possibility the person in question was alive, the lawyer is trying to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the person in question was not only undeniably dead, but also impossible for the person to be alive.

Source: my memory from a random comment on the internet, pay it forward

I wasn’t complaining, just greeting an old friend

This greentext has lived rent-free in my head for over a decade

what the fuck is a bird

nervously realizing I’ve been using Discord in Türkiye for 4 days straight now

They put me in a room

This post reads like shit!

A Van Halen Trojan van, where a mini van held Van Halen. In our folly, we took in the mini van to spite the shitposter’s offering to Povanden, unbeknowst to us the dangers that would sneak in when we let our Vanguard down.

I need it so I can player the newer games betterer

It’s a well-rounded meme

So, get away

Another way to feeeeeeel what you didn’t want yourself to know

So you’re saying if I fuck the same way Fremen walk the desert, they can’t track my car sex…