I wasn’t complaining, just greeting an old friend

This greentext has lived rent-free in my head for over a decade

what the fuck is a bird

nervously realizing I’ve been using Discord in Türkiye for 4 days straight now

They put me in a room

This post reads like shit!

A Van Halen Trojan van, where a mini van held Van Halen. In our folly, we took in the mini van to spite the shitposter’s offering to Povanden, unbeknowst to us the dangers that would sneak in when we let our Vanguard down.

I need it so I can player the newer games betterer

It’s a well-rounded meme

So, get away

Another way to feeeeeeel what you didn’t want yourself to know

So you’re saying if I fuck the same way Fremen walk the desert, they can’t track my car sex…

Elon Musk has a dollar

He has a lot of them, but he also has a dollar

My method is that I’m both a shut-in and low-level employee so I only get a few emails a day which results in 0 unread emails

who’s a broke friendless loser now 😎

This is some serious Siskoposting

Can I just put them in my mouth but not eat them if I want to scare children by opening my mouth so that they make that noise so children will think that the noise is coming out of my mouth and then fly out at them for the coup de grace?

Paper money, sure. But nickels and dimes? No thanks, I don’t want to walk around with radioactive currency

It was a weird tv show back on some late night channel. That or a collective mass hallucination

whatever birder, I bet you also buy big ornithopta’s attempt to rebrand dinosaurs as having feathers to help shove their bird seed of lies down our throat?

Same. At least, not until years later when I realized how bad my eating habits have gotten

Yeah the $20 really gave us the forecocking for four cocks