Judge for yourself.

When you had some hella good shareware to download, it was always such a letdown to hear the scratchy line downshift to a lower speed trying to find a stable connection.

This. For soft crumb American sandwich sliced bread, you want as little air circulation as possible, balanced only by not crushing the loaf. A bread box is a quaint place to toss the bread once you squish the air out, but without the bag it’s basically the same as the chaotic evil option.

Ghost pepper sky raisin.

I hope they got to the root of the problem.

Sorry. The poster says to give it the beans. 🤷

As a humanities major, it strikes me as a perfectly plausible title for an overpriced 4000-level or Masters degree text in Medieval Studies. Probably also accompanied by three other similar sounding texts and a xeroxed (or PDF’d, these days) packet of random essays assembled by the professor 15 years ago.

That anus paper has an anus.

Reminds me of the Old 97’s re-write of a Dylan tune.

If you die fearing God

And painfully employed

You will not go to heaven

You’ll go to Champaign, Illinois

It’s either Svenborgia or Grenyarnia.

Now I want some big fat yeast rolls. Nobody else does them quite right.

Yep, that’s my takeaway from that.

Oh, also the JATO Guy story.

I used up all my taste acquisition credits coming around on coffee and tolerating alcohol at all. I have zero fucks left to give when it comes to training myself to like hops. The bitter little cancerous-asshole-looking motherfuckers may be necessary but I sure as hell don’t want the entire experience shaped by them.

Yeah, I have no idea if this means something, or if Politics Gallagher there just brought out some props for “muh inflation” before smashing them with a sledgehammer.

It’s a Ford Aerostar, so the model year will be 86-97, but good luck figuring out which, or when the photo was taken.

Fuckin hell, that’s a people carrier! Not a van!

I’ll give you a dozen self-sealing stem bolts.

Vans hold more people than cars and can navigate densely developed areas better than bigger trucks. Take the W! It’s Vannin’ Time!

Surfboards make it cooler.

Although, based solely on my recollection of the 1987 classic North Shore, I know that the only good surfboards are tri-fin Thruster setups (decent) and giant wooden longboards (perfect), and everything else is utter crap.

Not enough vans.

The T&C was the fancy one! Some of them even had digital instrument clusters!