ya cuz easier since the hole is bigger so you can use a bigger finger to stop bullet better

The velociraptures got him 😩 RIP

If the board game were real, I’d bet it’d make rounds at eccentric 1% thrill-seeker game nights.

Would have to come dressed fully prepared and play somewhere out in a desert bunker made to withstand the freaky shit. Little pods for the players so they can see the animals from relative safety. But I could see it being their kinda fun.

Zathura on the other hand sounds like a death-sentence 99% of the time… Ain’t no bunker withstanding a black hole

Yep. Gotta stand by your principles. If he says yes here, then he’s gotta go out with alllll the married women 🙄

After you earn your hat during undergrad. They present you with the jacket for masters and some people continue on for the whip

Ahhh the secret second step. Now it’s easy

Holy shit $49 billy a gram for polonium 209 (from the first source I found).

I figured the easy one would be some rare hue of diamond but gdamn

New cryptid spotted 🚨

Common problem. Just stick it in the microwave to turn the kernels into popcorn for the penguins. Solves itself really

Historically, Phils were named as such for being the assigned ones who would “phil thine belly in times of darkness”. Emergency food basically; which is why he acts that way so as to cause as little guilt as possible.

It’s true. It’s on the internet.

Gustave once saved my child from the maw of destruction.

I don’t actually have any children but Gustave managed to do it anyway.

Thanks Gustave.

True. Unfortunately psychic damage legislation has fallen woefully behind 😔 hopefully the next archmage election changes all that

It’s cuz we pre-ordered our copies of 2024 back in 2016. Limited edition year. All stock was already claimed by then.

Yeah people are hopping on the Amazon one (which isn’t a bad choice) but predicting the future of trends like that is powerful. Especially once you become accustomed to it and can capitalize on them

Yes.

But this is also Batman who wouldn’t resist the chance to make a new Santa-themed suit complete with BatBeard

You snozed you lósed

Great story and super relevant to anyone in any field but especially those starting out :)

When Khajit has no wares

Aw man. A buddy knew a guy working this.

Said he was super excited to do so. Dude was pretty damn bummed when he got the stop-work :( such a shame

Guessing so they can continue the work in between guests. Probably not in a state to lease out as then they are under a lot more obligations to quickly fix bigger issues