Just be sure to remind him at every opportunity that he voted for things to be more expensive.

That’s frickin adorable and I love it

Wait what’s fromunda cheese?

Don’t even have friends, talk to the voices in your head.

If you insist 😉

She gives me hardcore opossum vibes

For what it’s worth I’ve used the same merkur safety razor for around a decade with feather blades I only had to replace every several weeks when I had a coarse beard. I use the same on my legs now and it still works amazing. Best shave I’ve ever had, since my beard was too cowlicked to use a straight razor. They’re easy to use, give a closer shave than cartridge razors, and they’re way less irritating. You totally don’t have to spend $300 if you don’t want to.

I shave my vag with a safety razor because I’m alpha as fuck

Yeah, I still have a urethrea. It’s a small hole beneath my clit and above my vagina, everything just got kinda rerouted.

Yes, it was just turned inside out in my case, but I think calling it a total dickectomy is hilarious.

Sorry for the confusion!

I went through a total dickectomy and that made me go “aaaaaahh!”

That’s just shitty 😁

It’s not. I’m sorry, but you’re wrong.

This is my new favorite website, thank you for introducing me to it 💜

I don’t know how much is truly infinitely replayable outside of tetris, but for what it’s worth I have 250 hours into dead cells and I still haven’t beaten 5 cells or even reached the final biome. You’ll definitely get replay value out of it, the game is fantastic.

Bro looking fresh as hell ngl

Ooh, don’t do meth kids.

Take another rip while throwing up the horns, establish dominance

Makes good sense, it’s way harder to read while sucking dick