Now THAT is why we need AI

Schlorp

It’s not about her music, it’s about the conspiracy. The music is just a backdrop to some ridiculously complex multi-year story that she’s weaving through the lyrics, her outfit choices, her boyfriend choices (real or fake), etc.

She’s built a conspiracy cult. And apparently that’s profitable.

They’re all quiet mindful, yes.

Nope, still no healthcare

Referring to Admiral Ackbar as trap 😱

Ok, so your issue is with the perceived hypocrisy of someone disliking the system they’re part of.

Do you also get mad when prisoners hate prison? They’re participating in it. Without their crimes it wouldn’t function.

Because people are greedy and lose their ethics once they profit from it?

Is that what you would do?

The best way to get over this sort of trauma is to invade Poland.

Magenta doesn’t exist.

By jove! I think you’ve stumbled across the punchline! Well done, my good fellow. Well done!

You’re telling on yourself.

But it’s ok. Lean into it. Embrace your furry side.

I’ll hold your beer, but I’m not providing an audience.

South Park was funny when it was satire. Then reality got fucked, and south park is just too real now.

“in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!” -Homer

Many rolls, I imagine

I don’t want fastest. I want least stressful. No left turns without a traffic light. No really short merges. And if it could find a way to route all the chaotic idiots along some other road, that would be perfect.

The whole point of religion was to keep the psychopaths in control. Sometimes you had to throw them a bone to keep them in line.

Oh Wooly Willy, you scamp!

This is cool. Why would I want this?