Thanks for finding & sharing the original, it’s a lot less gross than the caption supplied on this post.

Any idea what the original caption was?

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

They lost the plastic key that opens the tp holder?

For comparison, Peter Dinklage is 135cm, Joe C (hype man for Kid Rock) was 114cm, and Verne Troyer was 81cm.

No oil? No tacos? No point…

Out of tacos

There are two things in this world I can’t stand: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the Dutch.

• Nigel Powers

I totally didn’t see this somewhere and start writing it on the walls in middle school:

Those who write on shithouse walls

Roll their turds into little balls

Those who read these words of wit

Eat those little balls of shit

Erm, would someone mind explaining the joke for those of us who don’t read music?

“You wouldn’t download a car, would you?”

“Nah, I’m too busy downloading cum.”

Apparently he likes them young. Younger than Leo Dicaprio does but older than what Jared from Subway prefers.

“Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it”

• Clay Davis