Ironically? I noticed at some point in the last few weeks McDonalds switched from WB MultiVersus happy meal toys to Mario Kart 8 Deluxe…which came out in 2017 and somehow is still relevant enough to get happy meal toys

There’s been a Toronto area bike store chain called The Cyclepath for forever, pretty good name

The B is for Bargain!

I think I once saw a documentary about this, where the introduction featured an average Toyota Corolla driver on their way to work… moving slower than a geriatric using a walker.

big cans

your city probably won’t add transit service when they suddenly force everyone back, but just think of it as more you time

Don’t forget having to pay income tax on the original retail value of the cube (assuming this is USA where lottery and prizes are taxable gains)

Damn now I gotta turn my Kia into Will Forte

It’s so good. I also recommend the Lonely Island movie Popstar Never Stop Never Stopping it’s a lot of fun too

Walk Hard the Dewey Cox Story

Mushroom cap

use another set of tongs to squeeze them shut while pulling

Six slices of bread a day seems ludicrous, but two bagels in a day is perfectly cromulent. I’m conflicted

I’d wear it with a santa hat like late-December VLC

It’s like kissing a peanut

“I’m going to install my foot in your groin” - Red Shower Foreman

🎵 Single Female Lawyer, having lots of sex 🎵

mmm fortified wine

those chicken stock cans at the top are taking the botulism