Except it isn’t because Tesla dealers don’t work like traditional dealers.

They’ll leave you to drive one unattended and then tell you to reserve online if you want to buy.

They don’t earn commission. They have no incentive to let you waste their time.

Well, we do have ex post facto protection for the moment, soooo…

Yeah I have it on every device I own now.

No reason to use it ever, but it’s there. Like, not installed, but there.

I am posting negative things about ICE online.

My name is Fuckice Suckmyballs and I live at 666 Gotohell Street.