Sounds like they’re trying to put out a titanium fire using only a bucket of water.

I have a new phrase to use in the future.

I like the edges and corners of a cake/brownie

You might want to try this.

Class: Bavarian Fire Chief

I got a Rocket League key from 2016, why in the world would anyone want that?

Probably because Rocket League was removed from Steam after Epic bought the developer, and your key may still be usable on Steam.

For the longest time, I thought it was just an upgraded Wii and I already had one.

Target wasn’t helping:

To get a little more pedantic, his ex-girlfriend’s adopted daughter.

something named for New Jersey.

The Situation.

E3 doesn’t exist anymore?

They threw in the towel last December.

Honestly any parts you buy today probably won’t be much good in 30 years.

At least not when AGP comes to town.

garburator

This will be a fun new addition to my vocabulary.

It’s actually called Johns Hopkins?

Named for Johns Hopkins, who got his first name from his mother’s maiden name.

I really hate to say this, but Lubuntu.

it’s a lightweight XFCE version of Ubuntu

Do you mean Lubuntu, or Xubuntu? Lubuntu uses LXQt.

I’ve used the official Mastodon app, and Tusky. Both work well, but I haven’t really done a deep dive into features.

How old is this tweet though

The account has this tweet pinned, posted April 2022.

https://twitter.com/Ciara_BK/status/1515504916600606720?t=7HYvmaduDLs3VB88BIx7Gw&s=19

Hey Minnesota diesnt have toes anymore

Technically, the new flag doesn’t come into use for another 5 months or so, assuming the legislature doesn’t stop it.

It does look pretty slick, though.

This is starting to sound like The Good Place with extra steps…

“Jesse, we need to render”

I thought I heard a gunshot, and then the sound of breaking porcelain.

The hell happened to the feet in the second panel?

Did you not get the EasyFlow™ 2.0 joint upgrade?

Just buy a TV and don’t connect the wi-fi for the smart capability

Some of these TVs will find an unsecured network within range to connect to, so they can still bombard you with ads.

And (in my experience) they’re still slow as hell. I press “power on” and have to go pour a drink or something while I wait for it to boot up, as if I’m warming up a radio in the 1930s.