So they aren’t relaunching then?

Who was even asking for a remake of this? It’s not like the first one is that old or janky, so what was even “improved?”

Grandma’s Lofi beats?

“Online interactions not rated by the ESRB”

Well I’m interested but I don’t have high hopes.

Brutal

This is genuinely fucked up and you should be ashamed of yourself.

No thanks!

They remove the rear view mirrors a lot too

Is there any reason to revisit this if I’ve already clocked it on 3DS?

I want to be excited for this but it just looks so much like Far Cry in the blandest way.

Idk, I saw about 3x the amount of active players on the Children planet.

Well I hope it’s even weirder than the Super Mario Bros film

Spoilers

I’m stressed now

I don’t know if I could beat Bear Grylls in a fight for a taste of piss.

This would make a great album cover.

Extremely flexible

As a fan since Helldivers 1, they deserve it.