Hurculina Drubman

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good weed or mersh

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glue sticks are the secret to my meatballs

yeah my dog likes spicy food.

I put some habanero sauce on a wire and left it out. hasn’t happened since

loll I remembering third grade being shown a graph exactly like this as the bad example, except they were using bags of money. increasing the volume of the bars instead of just the height

feels like something the boys from Always Sunny posted

grond

I always think this is a battering ram when I first look at it. all of our post drivers were orange, and angled at 90°, not 180

we all just like animals, and none of us have the real estate for dogs anymore

buckwheat hull pillows✊

surely there are parts of the giraffe that are higher than that.

the phone that I run my business out of started doing this. I could turn it on for 60 seconds at a time to offload my data and it would start ballooning and I would have to turn it back off once it reached a certain size. I left it outside to do the factory reset

drove it over to my local transfer station to make sure i didn’t light my garbage men on fire.

oh. I thought we were doing something impressive

do you stick them in edge first or face first?

which sounds like a sex act.

that looks like a JCPenney job

at least it can print

apparently there’s evidence that spitting cobras evolved specifically to deal with stick and rock-wielding primates