Energy drinks are counter intuitive.
This argument is ignoring that energy drinks a. have the same caffeine (usually more) than the coffee you offer as an alternative, b. don’t generally use sugar as a marketing term promising energy, and rather c. tend to offer sugar free alternatives to come across as healthier
You’re having an important argument with someone and you’re resorting to Reddit for an answer
You think having updoots on a Reddit thread matters in a real life argument
You want to manipulate an already trashy and biased mediation tool by artificially inflating your position
You openly ask for help in doing this with seemingly zero self awareness
If this is real (and I hope to God it’s just a shitpost) it’s insanely pathetic and abusive. You should not be dating.