I would not have posted this. The long dick of the law makes an echidna’s look normal.

They’d name it Microsoft Windows Deprecation Maker 2024 Enterprise 11 though.

This is Lemmy.

If you want to do all that performative reddit bullshit for attention, go back there and do it. No one will stop you.

This is some text book projection. Maybe talk to a professional about it. And yeah, you probably should stay away from cartoons and kids until you get these repressed urges figured out.

woah, who the fuck is talking about kids?

Some of the oldest porn is cartoons scratched into rocks, get off your golden age of porn high horse, or get off with it if that’s your thing.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_erotic_depictions

Battlefield Earth

I don’t know if that’s a typo, but “cheey” is a delightfully terrible name that I am stealing.

haha no source, just a dumb joke.

Japan: Checkmate

:: Reveals 10X more laws regulating game consoles ::

They’re probably all too busy working on Half Life 3

What you’ve never put a scissor handled blunt right up your ass before? (Look at the kid top middle in the background)

I know, I know, it’s pronounced “Nyïmp”

Full name is GNUIMP anyway

Having played the absolute shit out of all of them at launch, including the non canon ones, Fallout 2 is my favorite, followed by New Vegas and 76. 4 was fun, but I spent more time building bases in 4 than I did in the story.

I’ve probably put more hours in 76 (since beta) than 4 at this point, specifically because it’s multiplayer, and Im pretty sure I had at least 400 hours in four.

76 is fun.

I’d preorder it, no regrets.

It’ll probably happen when GabeN dies or retires.

Half Life: Blue Shift was, IIMHO, the first Second Person game. You play as Barney and in several places get to see Gordon Freeman doing Half Life 1 things.

Death Note at home: Summon Dr pepper can anywhere every 14.5 hours, summon them directly into the brains of my enemies.

Both nostrils work all the time: I’d take this twice if it meant it worked twice as good.