That one’s weird though, because they cherry pick the parts they like. So it’s a weird Baptist/catholic/born again bullshit.

DRY, but also pre-optimization and dependency hell are bad.

Yup the real 1984 is all corpo-advertising driven.

Well, that and wannabe fascists.

Maybe they have an old school 20gpf swirly boy.

Chives grow like weeds and whenever you need some just go out in the yard with scissors and give them a haircut. They grow back in a week or two, unless they’re under a foot or two of snow 6 months of the year. Which is where my farming desires end.

Browser too, and the whole activeX, and DirectX api system to practically force windows only development.

The error correction isn’t enough to overcome a bad background?

My memories of the early days of designing these things for ad clients (we’re talking 2010-11) were that like 20% “damage” was allowed before scanning became difficult. So of course my art director wanted to put cutesy shit all over them to be “unique”.

I just didn’t want the client to ask when it didn’t work because their phones didn’t like them.

I took German in highschool, but all that’s left is: Darf ich aufs Klo gehen?

Could be his dad for now old it is, but now I’m wondering if this is where he got his hair style from.

Or breaks a year later and your have to figure out what the fuck you made. The worst thing in the world is when you leave it for the next guy, and you end up being the next guy.

Solid joke, but hard to pull off in person if you’re over 6 feet.

Where $5 foot longs are now on sale for $11.99, and still aren’t a foot long.

But patents for genetic beans, or drugs that the government or public institutions that we the public fucking pay for should be allowed.

Images of smoking Eastern European jalopy intensifies.

“I can’t help you until you tell me the typeface in the nearest street street sign!”

Dead or fully brain dead. So many Alzheimer’s symptoms and he’s about to turn 80. It goes fast once it starts (and it probably started 10 years ago).

No chillitos in all of New England either, gotta go to NYC for the closest, then Ohio or NC.

I was in Cadillac MI last summer, regrettably ate at a Taco Bell, and didn’t even know I could have gotten one! It was the first run to the border I’d made in years too!

Sat up all night in a wind storm with cramps afterwards. 0/10

Unless it’s tin whiskers from the early lead free solder…

I fear that shit way more than I was ever worried about y2k bugs.

The right tool for the wrong job?

Philadelphia is one of the few cities I haven’t spent any time, and it’s super disappointing to find this out.

I get them with American or provolone cheese most places up in New England. Monterey Jack works well too.

I can’t imagine cheese wiz making these better in any way. Maybe I’ll find out someday.