Kool Aid Pitcher Man and Rev. Jim Jones. Name a more iconic duo.
EDIT: You know, because of the TV movie of the late 70s-early 80s, I got used to putting the face of Powers Boothe on the name Jim Jones, it always feels weird to see the real monster, like an uncanny valley effect.
For some reason, I feel like his stage name should be Baby Leroy.
Where Green?
Dick pics or it didn’t happen!
You laugh, but you should see how often I have to go take a leak.
Always with a water by my side. Always tyrannized by my bladder.
Then how about whenever I start washing dishes, soap in my hands, and I suddenly need to urgently go to the bathroom.
The struggle is real WAKE UP SHEEPLE geez…!
Yeah but what about The Da Vinci Code?
How about dialing it down a notch, so it’s just a social faux pas instead?
That’s what you get for getting jimson weed laced with salvia, instead of regular ol’ weed.
“C’mon, it’ll be fun, let’s try something new!”, they said…
Mirror technology timeline!
Chirality ‘n’ shit.
A mirror’s primary surface - a metal like silver that has just one electron sticking out alone in the top atomic orbital, plus other free electrons sliding around the surface, I believe - absorbs photons, then re-emits new photons almost exactly like the ones that came in.
Who took the picture?
The speedcam cam!
And never seemed to be under pressure to return
There’s a Monty Python sketch where someone handles a large glass container with a liquid that looked like rosé wine, no context provided.
Out of the blue, some BBC executive or execs wanted to censor the sketch because of “its’ visual depiction of menstrual urine”.
It truly takes some twisted, fucked-up minds to find obscenity everywhere they look, projecting Satan onto everything around them, carrying Satan piggyback even into neutral zones.
Yeah but what about nutkicking, then?
If I wanted quality posts, I would have gone over to LemmyQualityPost, dagummit!
As a baseball history buff, for a long time my way of “counting sheep” in bed was:
5 baseball players whose last name begins with the letter “A”,
then “B”, “C”, etc.
When after a few nights I worked my way up to “Z”, I started over, but with a twist:
5 baseball players, whose last name begins with the letter “A”, and who played before 1950.
Then when I made it to “Z”,
5 baseball players, whose last name begins with the letter “A”, and who played after 1950.
False flag! 8D Cheese Chess! Yadda yadda yadda!
The truth of the matter can be much simpler - the peak of the wave has passed, third campaign of the same shit have many republican-leaning voters fatigued and numb.
Do NOT get me wrong here. It’s still a clear and present danger, both internal and foreign powers who wish governmental chaos/weakness upon the United States are pumping resources into the campaign, every truly patriotic and intelligent American still has GO AND VOTE DEMOCRAT THIS NOVEMBER.
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