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… With cardboard and string.

Thanks. Appreciate the assist

Uhhhh being on time is the worst! I want to wake up naturally and go to bed whenever the hell I feel like! I can get the same amount of work done 11am to 7pm rather than 9 to 5.

That’s a hard yes.

I’m not googling “cock grease” thank you very much.

Son of a bitch!

This post is based!

Shit. I can only do solar seconds… Dammit! I stopped eating onions for no reason!

He saw the word “alpha” and ran with it!

Thank God I kept all the left shoes as a token!

(This is a joke)

And I don’t either!

To be fair it was getting pretty toxic… But then again I’m ok with that.

Hey! Speak for yourself! Some people like a little smegma on a cracker with a side of black caviar.

They knew.

Ya. I’m good on poop coffee.

There’s a conversion kit for these that’ll get like 1000hp.

I see your self-sealing stem bolts and raise you 2 Heisenberg compensators.

I hope op stubs his toe after stepping on a Lego.

You son of a bitch.

This hits a little too close to home.

I feel kinda the same way… I don’t really like the whole “spontaneous sex” “one night stand” thing. I would prefer to get to know the person I’m going to be intimate with…

But again I have friends that would easily rail a woman in the bathroom of a bar and forget that even happened in a week.

I dunno…

You’re absolutely right. He would be devastated and react very negatively to his girlfriend “cheating” on him.

The double standard is the size of Texas.