As someone who regularly mispronounces this as rhyming with almonds I feel a little attacked

I also say the following wrong: Ikea, Nutella, idea. Somehow my bilingual brain just gives up.

But beware the nipples.

Every time you think it can’t get weirder.

I can respect that. But also- set aside money on a regular basis (cash in an envelope for the physical reality or in a budgeting app) until you have enough to get one. And then splurge on that or something else you want more by then!

Wait wait don’t tell me taught me he was probably vegan.

I’m really happy it’s getting better for you! Hopefully it keeps improving.