Donnie Darkroast

Aight imma head to my crib finna pop some caps yall

I can’t rally the ring, Mr. Frodo…but I can rally you!

Seconded. It was the first Linux that “just worked” for me, and has done so across 4 different machines now.

Funko pops are the herpes of civilization.

They"re not my favourite, but they’re definitely #2

But not a Republican convention. Firearms are banned there.

But why?

Just use her mum’s maiden name

Gaynnondorf

You know, there’s a story in here somewhere. A monkey’s paw that only grants shitty-sounding wishes, but the side-effects are massively beneficial.

“Teleport”

Well, at least he’s not in gross violation of family law./s

Yeah, 30 seconds would just make most blind people barf and shut their eyes until it went away, since their brains haven’t learned to properly process the video.

If they did, it would be over Harold Ramis’ dead body.

Who’s gonna paint over the outlets and cockroaches? Who’s gonna wait months for that heater part to get delivered?

Yup, and chirping their morning call.

“PiTtEr PaTtEr LeT’s GeT aTtEr!!1”

I hear you. I’m an insufferable morning person, but my son goes harder and is almost always up before sunrise.

Was this down by the bay?