Basically yes but SCH is like SH. Also ER is often a single vowel somewhere close to U in “but”.
No means no but ask me later means ask me later. You never said no. Source: the option doesn’t exist
So the prophecy is fulfilled
Not in all varieties but in my German accent for sure
It’s long debunked and today a conspiracy theory
[aɪ̯ pʰiː eɪ̯]
They are the same picture
“We will raise your kid”, sure you will “raise” them
The disturbing answer to both of your questions is drinking blood of children keeps you young. It’s all about adrenochrome and you can but shouldn’t google it
It’s basically explained in the next sentence. The words we use to each other matter
The joke is that 4th of July is not when the year changes. It’s the 1st of January for all those wondering
Exercise doesn’t help, obviously, everyone knows that, but have you tried smiling? At least a little?
It’s basically an insider from a German meme community here on lemmy. The community is called ich_iel (a translation of me_irl) and people use bad literal translations from English as a joke and call it Zangendeutsch. Butterfliege is a literal translation of butterfly but not the real translation.