Depends on your position on that. Special military operation to give Christmas back its rightful place in the year.

The war on Christmas…

Don’t remind me of that… but you are right thought, I did fall victim to one of the classic blunders

For more information read Bullshit Jobs by David Graeber

Remindes me of when I, a fool, fell victim to one of the classic blunders

Yes, grief has to have limits otherwise it’s not healthy. You have to get over your loss and continue your life after 30min.

As a rule of thumb: Yes

I knew it! It’s a scam and always has been! Nobody wanted to believe me but now I have prove

Like my therapist is totally not hallucinated. We meet each week at my happy place

While sticking to themselves

Wait, how long did the first 54% take? I suck at math

No, that’s wrong. Zangendeutsch is all about English influence and playfully literal translations even when there are better German words. So you need to translate it back to English and into German again to decode it and that’s the fun about it.

Ich möchte diesen Teppich nicht kaufen. Bitte.

Doch

But there is a lot of “DEUTSCH” in here, so…

It started as a German version of me_irl (hence the name “ich im echten Leben”) and developed a culture on its own including bad translations from English and other insiders

“I’m picto dyslexic.”

Currington

That’s the spirit!

That’s not how it works. You can’t just buy money, you have to earn it