Maybe you shouldn’t be seafood if you don’t want to be eaten by cats. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Has to be Obvious Plant

Ugh true :(

I’m 42. I owed about $88K after college (including one very expensive semester of med school in which I realized I didn’t want to be a doctor after all). In addition to my full-time job, I did a whole bunch of consulting work, which let me completely pay off my student loans plus pay for grad school out of pocket.

Heeeere we go again guys… hold on to your jeans

Fucking excel. Lemmy lemme tell you. At a former position my boss wanted me to make an economic model in excel. I begged to do it in R but no dice. Annoyingly VBA was the skill all other employers were interested in (in my brief foray into industry). I had a million sads.

Pepsi Kona for me please

You were the blue light special…

Lol yup!

Not as good as the Land O Lakes lady

Yeah that math works out

Dude this pic could’ve waited until your poo was finished

You gotta exfoliate your pits in the shower, then soap & shave. Nobody needs a nasty deodorant patina under their arms.

Rut roh… I’ve got three of them.

I remember learning about bouba/kiki in grade 1… until today, I assumed all kids did!

She secretly likes it

Burn motherfucker, burn

Great, so instead of Joe the Plumber we get Joe the Crypto Bro. Cool, cool.

We are all just prisoners here