LOL

I was like “Ok where’s the catch? Too many fingers? 3 feet? Dang those pictures are good now, was OP just being serious?” And then I saw. Fucking hilarious.

Thanks for the laugh OP

As long as it is still running you should be fine, but it’s better to keep your battery around 80%. There are tools that block the charge until you ask for a full charge when needed

In France, wankers are deaf.

Looks like Timothée Chalamet is fucked.

Thanks for the laugh!

Hey guys, French dude here.

I’ve seen a lot of these posts lately and I’m beginning to think it’s an orchestrated campaign to divide the US Dems.

I don’t have anything to say in the matter of the US elections, but I hope you won’t jump into that trap. Remember, Trump only wants to watch the world burn.

Fuck Netanyahou, Fuck Hamas, Fuck Putin and Slava Ukraini. For the people.

I heard Dolly Parton was writing from a little cloud.

(DEAD)

Nice!

Now I need T.A.R.S

Why nobody is doing T.A.R.S? I would if I could but I can’t…

Don’t put durian in that thing though.

PL setups are the best.

Yes

Oh thanks. That makes (more) sense now!

More like max-width: 8000px;

Good thing we got flexboxes and grids and container queries now.

I have 2 24" displays side by side. At some point I unified the desktops (or Spaces if you’re on Linux) to make it act “as if” it was a single ultra wide monitor. This was absolutely awful to use, especially during Google meetings where I had to share my screen.

Besides, I like being able to rotate 90° one of my screen because sometimes it’s just the best way to work.

This thing is stupid. Appealing maybe, but stupid.

What the heck, is this real?

In the end it’s a matter of taste but I personally prefer true Champagne Brut and Extra Brut as they offer a more dry mineral flavor, compared to other Champagne like beverages.

But as a French I think it’s really important to respect the idea of “terroir”. I’m Ok with using champagnisation process to create Champagne like beverages, but Champagne is Champagne, from the French region of Champagne.

Now, is it overpriced? Absolutely.

As a French dude from North of France myself I can only say that Champagne is totally overrated. It’s basically white wine that is bottled with a spoon of cane sugar syrup and then fermented again. I’d rather drink red wine, or cider when I’m in the mood for bubbles (I fucking love cider). And of course, beer.

Now regarding the post, I fucking love bread too.

Quoi ?

I got Manjaro Gnome installed on a 2015 MacBook Pro (and on a P400), but I see absolutely no reason why I should use Asahi on my M2 Max.

I’ve been waiting for a Darwin+Gnome OS for years now but people seem to prefer ignoring that macOS kernel is open source too (just as Swift, Swift compiler, WebKit, Cups, ALAC, HealthKit, HomeKit…)

There’s a tool called GRUB you can use to dual boot Windows and still be part of the gang. Just don’t say it out loud though, especially when arguing with a macOS user.

Interesting article, but why on Programmer Humor?