First, I’ll use a pair of rusty sizors to extract them, then I slice it into thin strips and fry with a little olive oil and garlic

I recommend with a grain of salt

Hang it on the wall

Does systemd for daemons work on Android?

Holy shit. I can use apt to install packages on my phone securely?? Please tell me more

Just let me run Qubes OS on my phone already and all the problems are solved.

Who gives a shit about play? How much do I have to pay you to update it in fdroid still?

If you use one of those accounts, someone will just take over your account after some weeks/months

Yes. We should not be recommending it here in this community.

The NSA

Not for everyone. Check your privilege.

Where’s the option to hide if from signal?

Because you can’t have privacy if a company asks for your phone number.

Do it on Wire and I’m in. No way I’m giving you my phone number.

This is a privacy community ffs

Lol not in Signal