Ignotum

Karaoscopy

If you sometimes eat other people, doesn’t that mean you’re in an open diet, or that you’re polydietous?

“our new cancer drug is 99% effective!”

“So it doesn’t work in 1% of cases? Then what’s the point, throw it away, we just have to accept that cancer is going to happen”

I understood the joke, but i choose to get offended regardless!

What do you use mr future person? Horn gas? Horn plasma?

God damn they beat me to it, and you beat me to tell them they beat me to it

The camera app and spreadsheet app? Because that’s what i would’ve guessed they were based on the icons

Odin craved knowledge to ensure the safety of the gods and the world, but the knowledge he was after was only knowable by the dead, so he impaled himself on his spear and hanged himself from one of the branches of Yggdrasil, there he stayed for nine days and nine nights on the border of life and death, at which point he succeeded in his quest.

Don’t trust the living or the dead, put your trust in those inbetween, put your trust in Odin 🙌

All three of those things are myths,
the clitoris, the female orgasm and females,
all made up

He doesn’t look a day past 80

That chair looks ripped up, if it was taco bell it would look more melted and/or burnt 🤔

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Nice try, but this monke has fallen for this 7 times before and learned from it

This is why monke good, monke fast learner

I’m not saying i worship you or anything, but i would gladly sacrifice my firstborn for you if to asked me to

You must be fun at parties

/j if that wasn’t obvious

Man-made man-steaks beyond my comprehension

This map only contains the canon countries, not your OCs (original countries)

Exported everything in lastpass as CSV, imported it into KeePass, the vault file is synchronized between my devices using syncthing, i never looked back

He’s just a drop in the mariocean