Yeah water is cool. But

She Mt Dew on my Baja til I Blast

These the same mfers who say you can’t have road beers.

Inb4 Boston Dynamics rolls out the self-building building.

If I’m plastic I better live forever or something

Probably just be something lame and overused like cancer

Fuck that account. They took a long running internet joke and then tried to claim they started it, all to chase a buck. Charlatans.

Mmmmm Riot. When I want my games with a side of misogyny, softcore porn and diluted game mechanics.

Use Connect boi

Jfc the irony in your comment

Treat people like animals for decades, it’s no surprise how they act. Israel is at fault for both sides deaths.

I’m American and I don’t even know what an electrification rebate is

I’ve tweeted like one time. Good luck with that.

Hard disagree. Fear, shame and bullying are societies tools against cringe.

Like Jimmy most of us are wasted as many of our waking hours as possible.

I maintain that Bobby Flay stole my cats name for his pet food brand.

Normalize lying to employers.

They lie to you all the time so fuck it.

I’ve trained for this my whole life

If I can afford it and my basic needs are met, than by God it’s my right to do nothing and eat chips all day.

There’s a town near me that pretty much exists as a speed trap. The road goes from 65 to 35 with no warning, and then back up to 50 in intervals.

Fuck China

Fuck Russia

I hope their economies contract so fucking hard that their citizenry actually stands up for themselves.

I don’t have Peacock but I’m hanging out at my parents house and apparently when you pay for Peacock you have to watch ads at the beginning and end of shows PLUS every time you pause.

Every single time they paused it transitioned to an ad. What psychopaths run NBC?