My kinda person. If they were local and I saw the post, I’d be there for sure.
Technically I’m an archaeologist, I guess.
My kinda person. If they were local and I saw the post, I’d be there for sure.
I’M HIT
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There are local prefixes I will never answer no matter what. I’m looking at you, 243 and 422.
I noticed on paragraph 3 of this policy-mandated letter that literally no one but me will ever read–and it’s mind-boggling that even I read it–that you referred to “December 2022.”
As it is December 2023, and December 2023 is referred to multiple times elsewhere in the aforementioned letter, can you please clarify to which month this document refers?
Thank you in advance.
Right?? Those are amateur numbers.
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I hate it when someone with these lights is in the passing lane behind you, and their lights reflect off your side mirror directly into your eyes. The worst is when they’re only going like 102% your speed, so they linger there unless you adjust your own speed to change their placement relative to you.
Prison. Immediately.
I have to make several extra every time because my wife likes to spread a portion of the filling on toast.
I’m the deviled egg family member!
Always plan on 3 full eggs for each anticipated guest, then add another half dozen. Most people will only have 1 or 2 halves, but there’s always a couple people who will go through like 10.
I worked at grocery stores for 7 years in my late teens and early 20s. People who don’t use cart corrals deserve nothing.
Someone broke into my car once and just moved everything from the trunk into the driver’s seat for some reason. They didn’t even steal any of my tools, which was honestly a little insulting.
Hopefully it’s the correct limb for some of them.!
What’s the khitan word for gravel?
Add to this that the child is also made entirely of rubber and could easily withstand the train’s impact and experience no measurable hardship. However, the impact of Superman halting the train caused wreckage to fly all over the place and damage the surrounding infrastructure… which in this case is a metaphor for literal fucking infrastructure.
I always buy my local grocery store parking lot hermit an energy drink. We both like purple Rip Its.
Grandma, you can’t limp-wrist a .45 like that. You’re gonna get a busted lip and you’re gonna stovepipe like a motherfucker.
I hated every moment of school. It was miserable from start to finish, and I wouldn’t go back if you paid me. I wish I would have thought to drop out at 16 and get my GED.
With that baby around, I think it’s you who needs to worry about surviving a 20-story fall.