I have a lot of friends who have a fruit smoothie every morning and wonder why they aren’t losing weight. Bananas, apples, and grapes in particular are to be avoided. Most berries are okay.

Modern fruits have too much fructose for good health these days. They’ve been bred to be way too sweet.

As a child in the US I was taught “The Principal is you ‘pal’.” which is not true but helpful when spelling it. Like “dessert” has more ‘s’ than “desert” because it’s something you want more of.

It’s not butter…

Nonsense, posting on that toilet without styrups would be damn near impossible.

I don’t think most gen alphas are tall enough to use a post driver effectively. I’ve got early model alphas and they are barely 5’4".

Congratulations! That looks like a Hubley cast iron cat doorstop. I had one as a kid and they are all over eBay.

I love the idea that my reality keeps others up at night. Also class of 2000.

Only here for everyone else who got Ace of Base’s “Wheel of Fortune” stuck in their head after this post.

Source on his being innocent? I don’t remember that being even likely given the evidence, but it’s been like 35 years so I’m curious what came to light.

All y’all getting preachy about “don’t”, think about how our society treats alcohol and then tell me how drugs are different enough to be “bad” when alcohol is legal and widespread. Everyone should be free to choose their intoxicants for themselves.

Comics like this miss that due to the 15 year gap between generational groups, a family is likely 2 generations apart. Thus Boomers raised me, a Millennial, and I am raising Gen Alphas. My sister-in-law is an Xer and raised a Zoomer.

Also many of the best breakdowns of new memes are done by Millennials because we remember the wild early internet in all of it’s Hamster Dance, All Your Base, Flying Spaghetti Monster glory.

I found out yesterday from this post.

Calling it Lemonade might prove to be a problem because there’s an understood meaning for the word lemonade that doesn’t involve caffeine. They could have marketed it as lemon-flavored but calling it lemonade and putting it next to the regular lemonade could be construed as them trying to hide the caffeine content from consumers.

<3 you too. Thanks for being awesome and giving us all things to enjoy. We appreciate you!

Oh shit, Stamets is here too? That shouldn’t surprise me but I hadn’t noticed him yet.

This is how I feel every time I see @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website

A lot like Vampire Survivor, the hook is that it starts pretty simple and it ramps the difficulty every minute that passes but you’re constantly able to buy more items with powerful effects. By 15 minutes in it’s a starting to be overwhelming and by 30 minutes in you are doing a LOT of clicking and there’s countless hordes of enemies but because of the particular combination of items you’ve picked up, you’re still alive and every shot causes a chain reaction of other effects. Or you get a combination of items that doesn’t mesh terribly well and something gets a lucky shot in and you’re dead at minute 22 with no warning.

Also the items are mysterious and you’re always finding totally new ones you’ve never seen before and their powers are wildly different. The story of the game is more told in the item descriptions you can only read in the loading menu than any other single place. I’ve played 1000s of hours and still refer to the wiki before trying to tell the “story” of the game.

The intricate level designs, complex item interactions, and the rocking soundtrack are also worth mentioning because they are substantially above average for a game of this type.

Only one? I’m stuck between the US court system and Mormons looking for a wife but I guess Republican Congressmen’s Dating Pool is also a possibility.

I’ve had IKEA Family for many years and honestly had NO IDEA it offered a discount on purchases. I’m not sure if they just didn’t advertise this very well at the start or it hasn’t been offered for very long.

We’ve been using it for free coffee, wifi in the store and savings on deliveries. 5% is not much of a discount but it’s adds up.

For those of you who don’t know, this wasn’t a paid membership. I think we entered our email at a store kiosk at they either gave or mailed us a orange card.