Sounds like you just saw a bunch of flags and had a funny thought, no?

There are much better reasons to hate Austrians than not going for, to be honest, not that great of a joke.

Maybe there was some Australia-themed event when you were there but they don’t put foreign flags up as a joke. Was the Australian flag the only flag you saw?

It doesn’t. (Hbf is short for Hauptbahnhof, the main station)

Nah, they hate contraceptives because they allow for sex to be fun without the looming danger of pregnancy. Fun is for the afterlife.

“I can’t interact with a woman without thinking about sex, behold my excellent sense of humor! 😎”

David’s little stone dick is a cultural heritage, you barbarian!

Wow, you actually changed it, that literally never happens! Thank you, I’ll sleep better tonight 😄

*you’re

Hands free masturbation sounds like you misunderstood something crucial about the concept.