Tights come down.

But the blister packs we get can’t be tampered with 🤷‍♂️

Just set up an unprotected network with a fun proxy:

https://pete.ex-parrot.com/upside-down-ternet.html

You’re so un-hip I’m surprised your bum doesn’t fall off

I am rubber, you are glue.

Did you give your number to anyone you’ve met recently? I certainly know a few people who would flirt like this 😅

I have a UDR and it’s pretty great. I have had one unknown failure once, which needed a physical reboot. And that’s been in two or so years.

And how long had they been standing there on one leg to cause the grass to grow around them?

A friend of mine does this in her garden. The weight of the water is more than enough to not cause issues here. It’s easily 70/80kg even allowing for displacement of a person and it’s all at the bottom.

You can just lift yourself in/out on the top edges.

Nah this one is normal size

Cozy lummox gives smart squid who asks for job pen.

How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!

Every time I see the “MK” logo I think of Milton Keynes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milton_Keynes

How do you know Soy Milk isn’t just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?