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Yes. Yes he did.

My doctors office actually notified me that I’m on 2 medications that make me extra heat sensitive.

I appreciate it. This is a good reminder to folks to check.

Should be butterfly pasta! We’ve been robbed!

He looks like a neighbor of Mister Rogers.

I think my favorite would be the ability to just pull the water out of the air around me so it’s not so goddamned humid.

Or add water to the air around me in winter so I don’t get so many nosebleeds.

I have female friends who never reported or did anything about it, out of stigma (what were you wearing? Were you asking for it? Are you faking?), shame (why was he able to get you alone?) Or not expecting justice to come of reporting it (you’ll ruin his life, it was a mistake, I’m sure you deserved it, we don’t have enough evidence.)

That pendulum swings both ways.

That one’s a bit creepy, but he liked it!

I’m another one. Why is it so catchy?

I really do love convenience!

We claimed it is erasure first, and now here’s our flag.

I think honk transcends linguistic boundaries.

I worked for Walmart in the mid 2000s.

It’s not classist. That place is a hellhole. There’s a reason so many people who work there are on food stamps.

It’s classist to be mad at people who live in food deserts and can’t shop elsewhere. It’s classist to be fine with the system that puts people in jobs that don’t actually support them. It’s classist to look down on folks who get stuck in those jobs. It’s not classist for someone to be unhappy that they got stuck in such a job.

Fuck Walmart.

(I worked there and was a CSM before being able to move to a better job in 2010.)

I bet it was more like, “Here’s coffee you can only give from shit. I bet a stupid rich person would pay a fortune for it.”

gaming guides

I would like to remind the assorted that the official final fantasy 9 guidebook left out massive chunks of useful information to encourage you to go online to their website.

It was a dark time.

You’re supposed to poop more than one time a day!

I worry about your colon!

I’ve never seen this before and I’m horrified.

Jesus, that’s good.

My new goal is to use this in casual conversation sometime this year

I’m fat and slow. I’d start running toward the hurdles and then swerve around them at the last second.

Low key, she was one of my favorite characters.

I assume this is because Daffy identifies as male.

Also I’m genuinely shocked how half a second of looking at a duck under “No God” immediately gave me the impression of Hunter S. Thompson.