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I googled it so you don’t have to. Someone put a rainbow dash figurine in a jar, came in it, and then left it on the radiator for a few months.

That’s a circuit city, not a fry’s

Yeah vans didn’t last very long

I have fail2ban running on the server itself, also it was a lot more than “a few scripts”

The volume on 22 will be a lot higher than a non default port. With 22 open my router was basically getting DDOS’d at times

Huh, just realized that the r-word and “Reddit” have the same number of characters.

Just google dihydrogen monoxide

And then you busted after 15 seconds?

Don’t forget the OG stow and go seats

Twas my first vehicle. Friend’s mom sold it to me with 300K miles on it for $1. It had a coolant leak that I couldn’t figure out and one day I forgot to top up the coolant and fried the engine. Later in life I realized it had been a heater core leak that could have easily been fixed if I’d known at the time. The ol’ girl probably could have made it 400K IF ID JUST KNOWN.

(Obviously not the one pictured, mine was white and I think it was a 92)

Is that because you only ever buy Stanley Fatmax tapes?

The sides of my, and most budget modern toasters are made of plastic

Do not do this. Toasters are not made to be used sideways. At best you’ll melt the probably plastic sides of your toaster, at worse you’ll burn your house down.

I’m pretty sure that was a famous internet prank.

Yeah meanwhile my kid stepped on my metal cased Dell when he was 3 and bent the metal, cracking the screen

Thanks to head trackers and VR, this finally makes sense

Heart palpitations

CANS. CANS. There was no baby it was full of cans!