One of these should do what you’re looking for. Each has a slightly different approach.

https://etcher.balena.io/

https://unetbootin.github.io/

https://www.ventoy.net/en/index.html

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WzZaJDg6E0A

Me-at-lo-a-f

I’m so sorry.

Yes, that’s how Canadians react as well.

It sounds like you’re looking for intrusion detection or prevention rather than antivirus.

Great list here https://github.com/sbilly/awesome-security#ids--ips--host-ids--host-ips

However it’s likely that these do not run on asuswrt-merlin out of the box and may require additional setup or hardware.

You may even be good enough by using the built in firewall on the router interface and making sure no ports are open/forwarded.

But, why?

ClamAV is a scanning engine that uses a database and heuristics to detect an infection.

Are you looking for an Anti Virus Scanner, or Intrusion Prevention System?

He’s gradually getting away

I’ve been looking for this (with minimal effort) for years after first seeing it in the early days of the internet. Thank you for posting OP.

Don’t worry, they’re men’s nipples.