Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.

Fred Brooks - The Mythical Man-Month - 1975

Chili and cinnamon rolls. Are you from Kansas?

I have a friend named Dave who wore so much patchouli that, if I went by his house within twenty minutes after he left, I could follow his trail through the open neighborhood and find him on scent alone.

It’s always been, “The devil is getting married,” for me.