their actions over the last 50 years have spoken so loudly i couldn’t hear what they were trying to say

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this is based, as @nincodedo mentioned before it’s cursed they don’t all do this

toilet paper without cardboard roll centers are much cheaper to produce, though impossible to place in a toilet paper holder, so they sit on the sink, or the floor, or a long nail in the wall

“chapeau means hat, oeuf means egg, those french have a different word for everything” ~ steve martin

perf

You spelled Jews, wrong. Twice.

Obviously this isn’t OP, but that dude is cray cray, he loves Ice Tea so much that he doesn’t mind cloggin up his own kidney and urethra, but more worried about some voodoo cleaner antics, that shit is crazy bro

“oh here comes kolanaki, he buys a lot of wee wee pads for his wolfdog, we can tell because we just pinged his phone and smartwatch, let’s up the price by 30%, our records for the last 5 years, indicate he’s running out of wee wee pads right now, and our outside data collectors have told us he never buys them anywhere else, and should pay the premium”

and if they pull and rfid off your phone, or a bluetooth/wifi ping to of the apps you have running in the background like the walmart app, and are pricing per individual, it won’t matter what time you go to shop, your price is gonna be your price whenever you show up

I guess we’ll have to take photos of every item we pick from the shelves, so if the register attempts to charge more, or somehow misses a sale, we will have to get our phones out and say hey this was the price when i picked it. Great. Fantastic. Precisely the sort of simplicity and ease to be expected of advanced technology.

lotta climate benefits to getting goats to ear your lawn, as opposed to gassing up a machine. feeds the goats, prunes down the long grasses. manure for compost and fertilizer. goats for milk and meat. that dude’s smarter than us.

ummmm, no, it was 5784 year ago, thanks. cute though. ~ jews

fake and gay, see @MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world below for the deets

and there you have it, lol. good catch watson.

It depends on the quality of the crust, and just how much pizza i’ve already eaten, a man’s gotta have a code.

i’m not fallin for it i’ve had my wheaties

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