A conservative Christian straight white man. Everyone else is at risk

This t-shirt would fuck

I can’t with you right now

One of my cats is a secret old one, and the other is a secret dog

/s’nt

Sadly I’m only 80% sure it’s satire

I’ve seen a beaver dam

Same! This is one of the biggest reasons why autism makes me feel like an alien pretending to be human.

I’m more in to lollygagging myself

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And if he wanted to run windows programs without Wine he would have to….

Like an ox unevenly yoked, he who dual boots shall not enter the kingdom of Linus. One cannot serve two operating systems.

I’m going to use this and you can’t stop me

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Only the moon part, they were a step ahead on everything else

You’d be surprised how many nazis were recycled after WW2. Unfortunately, it’s the reason we made it to the moon.

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