My grandfather would probably buy these

Source?

1. Why is this a video and not a text post? Especially one with low quality and out of context animations.
2. When making a claim, always link your sources.

WTF is this? Who thought this was in good taste?

I can’t remember what I did to break it, but back when I was in high school I was tinkering right before class and rendered my laptop unbootable. I booted into an Arch Linux USB, chrooted into my install, found the config file I messed with, then reverted it. I booted back into my system and started the bell ringer assignment as quickly as I could. I had one minute left when the teacher walks by, looks at it, and says that I did a really good job. She never knew my laptop was unbootable just 2 minutes earlier.

I use runbox. It costs money, but is affordable. They also take privacy and security seriously, and they take steps to help the environment when possible.